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Why Zorzee Exists

Why I built the resource I needed before I made the most expensive mistake of my life.


I'm not anti-franchise. I want to be clear about that before anything else.

My first franchise worked. My brother has built a multi-brand franchise portfolio that most corporate executives spend their entire careers dreaming about. His kids are franchisees in different systems. They're doing well. I've seen, up close and across multiple generations of the same family, what franchising can do for people who enter it with the right information and the right support. Franchising is a legitimate, proven vehicle for building wealth outside of a salary. That's not a pitch. It's what I've watched happen in real time.

What I am is anti-uninformed.

And the information infrastructure around franchising gives buyers almost no other option.

In 2016, I invested in a franchise. I'd spent 22 years in the military, 18 in Special Forces, and several more at JP Morgan and Deloitte. I'd evaluated risk in environments where getting it wrong meant people died. I'd built financial models at one of the most demanding banks on the planet. I'd advised Fortune 500 companies at Deloitte on decisions worth hundreds of millions of dollars. I didn't need a consultant. I knew how to do my homework.

I was dead wrong.

Here's what I didn't know: there were no existing franchisees in this system. The brand was new. Every piece of information I received came from a single source: the franchisor. The pitch. The projections. The support promises. The brand narrative. All of it came from the entity with a financial interest in my signature.

I didn't know what questions to ask, because I didn't know what I didn't know. And when I found $321,000 in costs that had been omitted, never disclosed anywhere in my Franchise Disclosure Document, I had two choices. Find money I didn't have, or default on a $526,000 SBA loan before I even opened the doors.

I found the money. I survived. That's not the part of the story that matters.

The information I needed to make that decision correctly existed. It was in the document. I just didn't know how to read it, and there was no resource I trusted that would teach me without also trying to sell me something.

That's the gap Zorzee exists to close.


What the franchise information ecosystem actually looks like.

The most prominent franchise ranking lists in the industry measure inputs the publisher selects. Unit count. Fees. Growth rate. Brand age. The criteria are the publisher's own. They don't measure franchisee profitability. They don't measure whether the median operator in a given system covers their obligations and pays themselves a living wage. The publisher has commercial relationships with the brands it covers. That's not a secret. It's how the business works. What it means for the buyer is that a high ranking tells you a brand met the publisher's criteria. It doesn't tell you whether the investment works.

The large franchise portal networks operate on a related model. They earn revenue from franchisor listings. Their content moves buyers toward a discovery call. When a portal's financial health depends on franchisor advertising, it can't publish an analysis that tells a serious buyer to walk away from a brand paying for placement. The conflict isn't a flaw in the people running those portals. It's the business model.

And then there are franchise consultants.

Just like there are incredible franchise systems and ones that will cost you everything, there are franchise consultants who will change the trajectory of your financial life and ones who will move you toward a decision because moving you is what they do. The difference between those two types isn't always visible from the outside, and most buyers don't know what to look for until it's too late.

I'll die on this hill: a great franchise consultant doesn't just hand you a list and wish you luck. First they narrow the field. They put you in front of the franchises that actually fit your capital, your risk tolerance, and your short and long-term goals. Not the ones ranked highest on a list. Not the ones with the best booth at a franchise expo. The ones that fit you. Then, once you're looking at the right businesses, they teach you how to evaluate them and why those specific brands deserve your attention in the first place. That sequence matters. Most buyers get it backwards, or skip the first step entirely, and end up spending months falling in love with the wrong franchise for the right-sounding reasons.

That conviction cost me $321,000 and six years climbing out of a debt grave I didn't have to dig.

That's the standard the Zorzee Approved Consultant program is built to enforce. Right now, I'm the only consultant in it. That's intentional. Every consultant we add will be vetted against one criterion before anything else: would this person advise a buyer the way they'd advise their own family? Not every consultant in this industry meets that bar. The ones in our program do, or they don't stay in it.

A disclosure that belongs here.

I run a franchise consulting practice called Guerrilla Franchising. It operates on a commission model: franchisors pay me when the people I work with find and invest in the right franchise for them. They pay me nothing. Ever. And they'd pay the same franchise fee whether they worked with me or not.

I'm describing that model above when I describe the variance in how franchise consultants operate. I'm aware of the contradiction, and I'm not going to pretend it doesn't exist.

Here's how I've reconciled it: Zorzee earns zero from franchisors. The analysis on this site, in this newsletter, and in every dossier we publish earns nothing regardless of what a reader does with it. That firewall is real and it's structural. When a Zorzee reader eventually talks to a consultant, including me, the analysis they arrive with was produced by a source with no stake in the outcome.

That's the Wirecutter model. Wirecutter reviews products independently. The New York Times owns Wirecutter. The editorial independence is preserved because it's the asset. Zorzee's independence is preserved the same way, for the same reason.

The disclosure is permanent. The separation is documented. And if that separation ever creates a conflict in your mind, the analysis above earned us nothing regardless.


What Zorzee actually is.

Zorzee is a franchise intelligence publication. It covers publicly available Franchise Disclosure Documents: the same documents that federal regulation requires franchisors to file and provide to prospective buyers. It translates them into plain-language analysis designed for operators making real financial decisions.

Every brand covered here has a publicly filed FDD. Every number cited traces to a specific Item in a specific document. Every analysis distinguishes what the document says from what the math produces, and what the math produces from what my interpretation of it is.

Zorzee earns zero revenue from franchisors. No commissions. No placement fees. No advertising. No sponsored content. The brands in this publication appear because they have a disclosure document on file. That's the only qualification for coverage. And because Zorzee earns nothing from franchisors, it can say what every other resource in this category can't: this analysis earns us nothing regardless of what you do with it.

What Zorzee is not.

Zorzee isn't here to tell you franchising is dangerous. It's not. The data supports franchising as a vehicle for building business ownership, creating income outside of employment, and in many cases real generational wealth. My family has done it. Thousands of buyers who did their homework have done it.

Zorzee isn't here to tell you any specific franchise is a guaranteed path to your financial goals. None of them are. Franchising is a business. Businesses carry risk. That risk is measurable and documentable. Measuring and documenting it is what Zorzee does.

The honest position is between those two poles: franchising works for the right operator in the right system with the right information. Finding that alignment is the only thing that matters, and it requires analysis that no conflicted source can provide.


The truth about what you're doing when you evaluate a franchise.

You're not shopping. You're underwriting a business investment.

The Franchise Disclosure Document is the primary source document for that underwriting process. It contains the fee structure, the investment range, the litigation history, the franchisee attrition data, and in many cases the financial performance of existing franchisees. The information exists. Most buyers never learn to use it.

Zorzee exists to change that. Not by doing your due diligence for you. By giving you the analytical framework, the FDD data in plain language, and the operator-level interpretation that turns a 200-plus-page legal document into a decision you can actually make.

There's no perfect franchise. There's a franchise that's right for you at this moment, given your capital, your market, your personal income requirements, and your operator profile. Finding it requires reading the document, asking the right questions, and in most cases sitting across from a franchise consultant who does more than hand you a list and a few check-in dates on your calendar. Zorzee's mission is to help you do all three.

Your Move.

Start with the analysis.

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